Our first two Photo Caption Contests were such a success we're going to keep them going. The last photo inspired more than 90+ entries. We're hoping that this month's photo will do even better. Take a look at the picture below (we chose it thinking the captions should be a lot of fun. For those of you who aren't familiar with him that's Richard Sloan of SloanCars.com) and then check out our simple rules. If your caption is picked you’ll win a Waterless Spray on Car Wash Kit courtesy of Griot's Garage.
PorchePurist Photo Caption Contest Rules
- Look at the picture above. If you want to see a larger version of it, just give it a click (remember, you'll need to hit the back button in your browser to come back to the post in order to comment).
- Using the comment form at the end of this post let us know your idea for a caption (if you’re viewing this post via email simply click on the email title or the comment link at the bottom to visit the site and post your entry. Entries sent via email will be added to the site.)
- Submit your comment sometime between now and the 11:59 pm EST on April 21, 2011.
- Please limit your comments to three (3) per person (just to keep things fair).
- We (that’s John and I) will pick our favorite from among the entries and notify the winner via email and by adding a comment below. We'll give you 48 hours to respond. If we don't hear from you in that time we'll pick the next favorite comment.
- Offer is only good for residents of USA and Canada. You can still play, but if you're not in USA or Canada we can't ship you the prize.
Win a Waterless Spray on Car Wash Kit (a $50 value) from Griot’s Garage
Griot’s Garage, once again generously offered to sponsor this contest with some of their best selling product. Simply click on the left side of the banner above to learn more about the product or on the right side to watch a short video that shows how the Spray-On Car Wash works.
The contest ends on April 21, 2011. If we pick you as the winner, we'll notify you via email and/or by commenting below to arrange shipping (so be sure you give us a good email address and be sure to subscribe to comments).
An Additional Way to Win
We have lots more good stuff to give away, (e.g. Flying Lizard team gear, cases of Mobil1 oil, Gift Certificates for Service Work, RC Cars, Die-Cast Models, Books, etc., etc.). What we need are great pictures to use for future contests. If you have a funny or interesting Porsche related picture you think is a good fit for our caption contest send it along to us at captioncontest@flatsixes.com. If we use your photo we’ll send you a PorschePurist shirt just to say thanks.
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[Picture Source: SloanCars.com]
The light really jumps out of these new xenon headlamps….
“This is better than Cialis!”
OWWWW, who put that really hot sand there?
$50 says I can jump all 3
These Speedster soft tops are so complex it makes me hopping mad
Ahhhh, The joy of owning a Porsche !!!!
He’s faster than a parked 356! More powerful than a parked Carerra! Able to leap a Cabriolet with the top down! Look, up in the sky…
Hot Damn……..There all mine!
Mr. Griot jumps to block the spy photographers from capturing his thee new models.
These Porsches aren’t the only thing “air cooled”!
When he learned his son bought three classic Porsches, Mr. Griot started seeing (Guards) red.
My thumb MY THUMB!!!! These dang electric tops!!!!!
Yes! I get to drive the Speedster!
Is that salt?
My corvette!
Richard Sloan: The Micheal Jordan of Porsche Collectors
Lot says to his wife: “Don’t look back” (Sodom & Gomorrah)
“You nincompoop! You bought three overpriced VW Bugs!”
Sheer Joy. To the power of 3.
Fall had turned tom winter, then winter to spring, and all three Porsches started, and there was much rejoicing.
You said these cars were nimble, I’ll show you……
All I want for Christmas is a red Porsche!!!
“Air Sloan”
“Ich bin der Mann”….cause hey they are German!!!
“He paid for them…I get to drive them”….look at his thumb
“I’m so happy I could just Jump…ONCE!!”
Dammit…..I said paint ’em Artic Silver!
Toyota ain’t got anything on *this* feeling!
Strike Three! Yer outta here!
See how the Speed Shine on my shoes repels Dirt!!!
Just heard that Ferdinand Piech wants to take over my company, too!! Gotta find him !
I told you, if the top gets stuck, just give a a swift kick like this!
“Anyone can jump over Lambo’s. Me, I’m gifted!”
“My Gawd, Richard, so the top is broken. Just discount it a little more.”
Typical day for Mr. Richard Sloan, purveyor of used Porsches: “Whoever traded in this convertible with the broken top without letting us know is gonna get an ass whooping, like this. And Mary, you’re fired for not checking it!!”
“Ace Sloan, Grime Fighter!”
Richard Sloan auditions for the new German TV Hit, “Dancing With the Cars”
Grab the Griot’s, there’s a spot on my car!
The divorce is FINAL and they’re still Mine!
My submission for the pic. is:
The’re all Mine,… and They are RED.
Ohhh what a feeling!
Not only red Robins but red Porsches spring into action this time of year.
Who said Porsche men can’t jump?
Wow! Chris Farley is “high” on Porsche!!
Louie couldn’t believe his wife gave him THREE Porsches for his 60th birthday!!
Man, was that the longest road rally or what? Now where IS that restroom????
WOW!!! Who wired the seat warmer to the wall outlet???
NO!!!! This is NOT a Ferrari concours!!!!!
Porsche, oh what a feeling !
Honey……………triplets………………..
Porsche… Porsche…Porsche….GOOSE
I wanted the ornament mounted in the center of the hood, not on the headlight 🙁
Three little red speedsters owned by me, jump for joy, gotta love me.
one little, two little, three little speedsters…. and waiting for the fourth little speedster
where’s the #%*@ service manager?
I put up the top, and out he popped.
“Upon being unexpectedly ejected from his Guards Red 996 Cabriolet, this man’s car mysteriously disintegrated right from under him into a pile of dust.”
That’s it ! No more top down driving for me……. look what it did to my hair !
Even with three Porsches, white men still can’t jump.
…aaaaaand awayyyyy we go!!
I heard the guy jumping saying huuuuuurrrrreeeeeeyyyyyy
“All Speedsters are not created equal.”
“Defy gravity with a Speedster from Sloan”!
Yay, the divorce is final! Now let’s bring these bad boys out of storage!
You better sprinkle that kitty litter in my cabriolet, too, ‘cuz my Metamucil just cured my constipation!
Flying Lizard Motorsports drivers test
Attention: Porsches may cause unintentional elevation.
Not to be confused with Toyota’s problem with unintentional acceleration. When we accelerate, it is always intentional.
Run away! They will take all of your money!
There is no substitute……for Griot’s!
Sorry, should have been:
Achtung!: Porsches may cause unintentional elevation.
Not to be confused with Toyota’s problem with unintentional acceleration. When we accelerate, it is always intentional.
HOT OFF THE PRESS……
At 6:55 P.M. EST, Richard Sloan of Sloan Cars Inc. announced their new race division, FLYING SLOAN MOTORSPORTS. More details will follow shortly.
music:
You’ve got to roll with the Porsches to get to what’s real
Ah can’t you see me jumping here,
I got my back against a Speedster machine
Ain’t it the best that you’ve seen.
Oh can’t you see what I mean ?
chorus:
Might as well jump. Jump !
Might as well jump.
Go ahead, jump. Jump !
Go ahead, jump.
@Stefano,
Just under the wire for the end of the contest. You might lose some of our younger readers though… 🙂
The winner of the Spray on Car Wash from Griot’s Garage is NJS with the caption, “Anyone can jump over Lambo’s. Me, I’m gifted!”
Thanks to everyone for playing.