It just might land you in jail. At least that’s what happens to a guy in Naples, Florida. According to an article in the Naples Daily News, A Porsche owner (we’ll keep his name out of the article so as not to add to his already considerable embarrassment) gets upset after a deal he strikes with two women isn’t honored.
Allegedly, the man hands over cash to pay for the women’s limo with the understanding they will come back to his house afterward. When the ladies drive off in the Hummer with his cash (and not to his house) things take a turn for the worse.
While there’s no information about a Porsche chasing a pink elephant Hummer limo through Naples, we can only assume that’s what happens. We pick up the story when the Porsche driver cuts off the Hummer in an attempt to reclaim his money. Unfortunately, to the ever lasting embarrassment of the Porsche driver, a local deputy intervenes after witnessing a “standoff” between the Porsche and the Hummer.
The Collier County Sheriff’s report goes on to recount the incident as the deputy watches the women in the limo give the Porsche owner a “handful of cash”. He then gets back in his Porsche and drives away. Surprise, surprise, just a few short blocks away the same deputy catches up with the Porsche and arrests the driver for suspicion of driving under the influence.
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[Source: Naples Daily News]
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Lest people think all male Porsche owners allow themselves to get that smashed they give women their money and let them drive off in another vehicle without them...
This just goes to prove that Money doesn't buy Class! Or in this guy's case Brains and Class...
LOL
You supplied my first chuckle of the day.
The complete headline for today’s PP message was too long for my title or tag space. This is what showed:
"If You Are Going to Drink and Drive, for Heaven’s Sake Don’t Chase P"
As you and I both know, real men chase a hell of a lot of things. After a drink or two, the things they chase get narrowed down and at least one thing beginning with the letter “P” is on the list.
It certainly got an “open me first” look. Congratulations.