The best part about this comic strip is it was "ripped from real life head lines"... …

Don't ruin your first date. Be sure to let your date talk, too... …

You have to do what you have to do... …

Don't you just hate it when this happens? …

Seems like a reasonable request... …

Has this ever happened to you? …

It's never too soon... …

I've had a very similar conversation with my local dealer... …

So this is why my Porsches always feel dirty... …

He must be a Millennial... …