In 1988 Enzo Anselmo Ferrari, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a small Ferrari flag in the window. "This house is yurs for eternity, Enzo," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Enzo felt special, indeed, and walked up to his …
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Would You Ever Cheat On Your Porsche?
I was reading through some old posts this weekend and stumbled upon John Killion's "A Den of Porsche Infidelity" (if you haven't yet read this story, It's worth your time). In this post John ponders "cheating" on his Porsche 944 with a new Cayman S; I'm sure the idea of "trading up" is something we can all relate to. In fact, John (my John that …
Continue to the full articleWhat’s the Best (or Worst) Porsche Pick-up Line You Know?
I forget what silly reality TV show I was watching when I heard the line, "Wow! What a coincidence, your eyes are the same color as my Porsche!" Thinking back I'm pretty sure the line was followed by the sound of someone choking on their beer while simultaneously invoking the universally known posture of "talk to the hand". I'm fairly certain …
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The Nobel Porsche Prize (or How Ms. Joy Handley got her 911 C4S): Retired millworker Ray Handley of Norway, Maine was surprised to learn he’d been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. Handley told the scrum of excited reporters who crowded the front yard of the trailer he shares with his wife Winifred, his daughter Joy and his smelly 16-year-old golden …
Continue to the full articleWith Friends Like These, Who Needs Enemies??
Here's a headline that got my attention, "Woman attacks 'ex-friend' with his own Porsche!" Found in the Dayton Daily News, the article goes on to detail an account of an apparently jilted lover who didn't like the fact that her married "ex-friend" was now in the company of another, younger woman. Police were called to a parking lot in Piqua, OH …
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