Seattle police are looking for the man below who is said to have robbed a bank this past Tuesday and then fled in a black, two-door Porsche 944 (a black Turbo no less). Yes, he wore a hood, sunglasses and a hood, but he fled in a Porsche 944. Sure, there are chances the Porsche was stolen, but if it wasn't, the 944 community is a tight knit group and he most likely won't get far.
The suspect is described as a white or Asian male, 30 years old and 5'8" to 5'10" with a medium build
The Jokes Have Started on Rennlist
Once the story broke it didn't take long for the jokes to start. They range from self-deprecating in the 944 forum to the expected in the Off-Topic section. So far the best reason (in our opinion) for the robbery come from user Fixn2xlr8 who says, "It was a 944 so I assume he just needed money for repairs."
Would you use a Porsche as your getaway car?
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